“Wow, Kev, I’m really looking forward to spending some time with you?”

“Me, too, Elf, but what would you like to do?  We can go out to eat – I’ve even got some roses for you, or we could spend this money I found in my sister’s purse, or we could just see what we can do with this giant tube of lube!”

“Wow,” said Elf, “I don’t know how I’m going to pick!  It all sounds like so much fun!”

What is Elf in the mood for?

Roses (out to eat)

Purse (shopping)

Lube (lube)

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“Oh, Ari, I want to be close to you and to Erica!”  Elf said.  “Could I be the filling in the sandwich?”

Once the trio was finished, Erica asked “Can I have a turn in the middle?  Are you up for that Elfie?”

Click on Elf’s answer below:

Yes

No, start over for a new adventure

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“Carly, I’m looking forward to playing with you!” Elf said.  “What is your safeword?”

“Sir Elf, my safeword is SANTA.”

“Well, ho, ho, ho, that’s interesting!  That will work, though.  Now, tell me, do you want to play with the paddle, the rope or the blindfold tonight?”

Click below on Carly’s pick:

Paddle

Rope

Blindfold

SANTA!  SANTA!  Let’s start over!

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