Not only does Kev have the cash from his sister’s purse, but he found her VISA, too! She’ll be sorry for stealing all his edible underwear!
Elf and Kev head out to Macy’s and Elf finds an awesome new suit!
Kev likes the suit so much he wants to try it on. Elf thinks it looks best coming off of Kev!
Elf wants to try on Kev’s clothes.
After a short distraction they admire their new looks.
“I like these clothes, but I’d really like to try something a little more flashy on,” Kev suggests. “Sure,” Elf agrees, “I’m up for anything!”
These dresses are spectacular! But let’s try something for a walk in the garden!
I want to take a walk in your garden!
After Elf and Kev finish in the dressing room, Kev wants to know, “Would you like to go out to eat or back to my place to try out that enormous tube of lube?”
Click on Elf’s answer:
No more, I want to head back to the party.
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