Elf took a moment to change into a suit before his dinner date with Kev.  Once he and Kev laid eyes on each other again they knew they weren’t going to make it to the restaurant.  The roses were dropped to the floor and one thing led to another…

After both guys were satisfied, Kev wondered, “Would you still like to go shopping?  Or we could stay in and use that giant tube of lube…”

Click on Elf’s answer:

Lube

Shopping

No, thanks, I’m going to head back to the party.

If the links aren’t working yet, don’t worry, they’ll be available soon.  Until then, check out the Elf on the Dirty Girls’ Shelf from this year so far and the years past!