“Wow, Kev, I’m really looking forward to spending some time with you?”

“Me, too, Elf, but what would you like to do?  We can go out to eat – I’ve even got some roses for you, or we could spend this money I found in my sister’s purse, or we could just see what we can do with this giant tube of lube!”

“Wow,” said Elf, “I don’t know how I’m going to pick!  It all sounds like so much fun!”

What is Elf in the mood for?

Roses (out to eat)

Purse (shopping)

Lube (lube)

If the links aren’t working yet, don’t worry, they’ll be available soon.  Until then, check out the Elf on the Dirty Girls’ Shelf from this year so far and the years past!