“Carly, I’m looking forward to playing with you!” Elf said. “What is your safeword?”
“Sir Elf, my safeword is SANTA.”
“Well, ho, ho, ho, that’s interesting! That will work, though. Now, tell me, do you want to play with the paddle, the rope or the blindfold tonight?”
SANTA! SANTA! Let’s start over!
If the links aren’t working yet, don’t worry, they’ll be available soon. Until then, check out the Elf on the Dirty Girls’ Shelf from this year so far and the years past!