Elf took a moment to change into a suit before his dinner date with Kev.  Once he and Kev laid eyes on each other again they knew they weren’t going to make it to the restaurant.  The roses were dropped to the floor and one thing led to another…

After both guys were satisfied, Kev wondered, “Would you still like to go shopping?  Or we could stay in and use that giant tube of lube…”

Click on Elf’s answer:

Lube

Shopping

No, thanks, I’m going to head back to the party.

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“You sure are flexible, Elf!”

Once Finn is done with Elf and unties him, Finn asks, “Would you like to play with the leash or the paddle now?”

Click on Elf’s answer:

Leash

Paddle

No more, I’m heading back to the party

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“Alright, Carly, now that you’re blindfolded, I want you to find your way to my North Pole and see if you can suck it clean!”

Once Carly’s cleaned Elf’s North Pole, Elf wants to know, Carly, would you like to try the rope or the paddle now?

What does Carly want to do?

Rope

Paddle

I’m done!  Elf, you can head back to the party.

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