Kinky Neighbors by Jasmine Haynes

Kinky Neighbors (An Erotic Romance for Four)
Grade – D-/C-
Hotness Level – Inferno
Kink Level – No kink

Genre – Contemporary, Menage
Series – Kinky Neighbors #1
Jointly Reviewed by Kate & Anne


*** This review contains spoilers***

So, I (Anne) knew that Kate was on the lookout for a good HEA foursome book.  There was a Valentine’s Day sale on ebooks at All Romance eBooks and I had Jasmine Haynes on my wishlist.  So when I read the back cover copy for this one, I suggested Kate and I both read it.  Below is our joint review.

Kate:
Drew has always enjoyed the kinky side of his wife Cat. So when she suggests they invite their neighbors (and friends) Logan and Alexis to go away for a week of exploring new sexual territory, he agrees. Drew worries that the new dynamics might destroy the friendship, but Cat promises to take it slow. Logan, like Cat, is looking forward to the week. Alexis has always been a bit more sexually reserved than Logan, but agrees to go on the vacation.

I’ll be honest, I didn’t like this book at all. Not because of the writing, but because it just crossed some boundaries I didn’t even realize I had. In the initial stages of the foursome, I felt uncomfortable because of some of the feelings Drew and especially Alexis were experiencing. The further into the relationship(s), the more uncomfortable I became. By the end if the book, I was forcing myself to finish…I was simply too close to the end to not finish.

Anne:
I really liked the first third of this book.  The part that takes place at their weeklong getaway at a mountain cabin.  I knew they were talking Alexis into things, but I felt like she was happy with what was happening and not having any second thoughts or anything.  Once they got back to real life, Drew and Alexis (the story is told from their alternating POVs) both seemed to have some reservations about what they were doing, and I started to get uncomfortable.  I was holding out hope that these were issues they’d just have to work through, but things just got worse and worse.  In the end, I was really disappointed because the story didn’t meet my expectations. 

I wanted to read a fantasy where everyone was happy.  I didn’t expect two marriages to fall apart.  Honestly, I’d guess that is how it would work in real life.  So, I’m complaining because the story was too realistic.  And when it was revealed toward the end exactly how much manipulation had occured and how early it had happened… well that ruined even the beginning of the book for me.  Even the twu wuv discovered between Alexis and Drew didn’t save the story for me.

Kate:
I tend to rate books by how likely I am to reread them.  In this case I wrote the review, deleted the book from my Kindle and happily moved on.

Anne:
Yeah, I don’t think I’d reread this book.  I will look for more by this author, because I thought it was really well written and the sex scenes were particularly good.  I’ll be pretty careful about reading cover copy and probably other reviews before I read, though.

Kate:
There is a sequel to this story (Kinky Neighbors: Cat and Logan’s Just Desserts) but I won’t be reading it. I just don’t want to know any more about these characters.

Anne:
Really.  A sequel.  Huh.  But I really hate Cat and Logan.  I can’t imagine enjoying a book about them.  It’s a damned if you do damned if you don’t situation.  If they are happy, I’ll think it’s unfair and unlikely.  I’ll be pissed that they walked away from their manipulations (and spouses!) without any consequences.  If they are unhappy, that won’t be much of a read for an HEA lover like me.   So, yeah, I think I’ll be skipping the sequel.

And, Kay, don’t even think of picking this book up.  It would make you so angry!

Hotter Than Hot by Tina Leonard

Hotter Than Hot (Pecan Creek, #0.5)
Grade – D
Hotness Level – Blaze
Kink Level – No Kink

Genre – Contemporary, very short story

Series – Pecan Creek #0.5
Reviewed by Kate

Small town virgin librarian (is there any other kind?) Monet has a secret second job as a sex-advice columnist. When threatening letters start arriving in town, her father hires Elijah to be her bodyguard. Monet decides it’s time to learn something about sex and Elijah would be the perfect teacher.

This one is extremely short. Kindle has it listed a 78 pages but I read it in under an hour and it was over by the 47% mark. The rest was a sample of the next book in the series. It seems like a teaser to draw you into the full length book releasing next month, but it falls flat.
There are no struggles or obstacles for the characters to overcome, no tension whatsoever. I’ve seen more tense episodes of the Brady Bunch. The ending is too quick, too easy, and too perfect (just like the Brady Bunch, come to think of it.)

Down To You by M. Leighton

Down to You (The Bad Boys, #1)
Grade-D-
Hotness Level-Inferno
Kink Level-None
Series-The Bad Boys #1
Reviewed by Kay

This series came highly recommended to me. I was very excited to read start it. I was also a little intrigued since the blurb about it said it was a love triangle that really wasn’t one.

Olivia Townsend is a college student studying accounting with the hopes to help her dad with the family farm after graduation. She lives with her cousin, who she can’t stand and who is a total witch.

Nash Davenport is a law student and the boyfriend of Olivia’s cousin. He works with her cousin’s father also.

Cash Davenport is the owner of a successful nightclub and the black sheep.

This is the story of the relationships between these three characters. The twins aren’t real close to each other. Olivia is attracted to them both as they are to her. There is a secret that could put them all in danger.

This is not a good example of romance or romantic suspense either one. The romance was creepy and kind of gross. The heroine was slutty as were the twins. The secret was over the top to me as was the reason for the secret. I had a issue with the cheating, deceiving and a situation of questionable consent. This was an utter miss for me on all levels.