Menage Monday – Bodyguards of Pleasure by Melody Snow Monroe

Bodyguards of Pleasure (Pleasure, Montana #8)
Grade: B+
Hotness Level: Inferno
Kink Level: High Kink
Genre: Contemporary, menage
Series: Pleasure, Montana #8

Published:7/1/13

Reviewed by Kate
183 pages


When computer store owner Brooke witnesses a murder, she barely escapes with her life.  And the killer is still after her.  The sheriff pairs her up with Gavin and Riley.  Gavin and Riley are part of a detective agency and will act as Brooke’s bodyguards.  Gavin, Riley, and Brooke go to Brooke’s house and discover that someone has already broken in.  The only option is to take Brooke home with them.  Brooke has spent her life concentrating on her academics and her business but after her close brush with death, she decides it’s time to start living life.  And the fact that she’s alone with her two bodyguards and there’s bondage equipment and toys in the basement…

 

So here’s the thing.  I really, really liked this book.  Probably more than I should.  Like I know that a soap opera is probably not the greatest acting on earth, but I still just love it.  The slightly overweight heroine.  The masculine and assertive heroes.  The killer on the loose.  And all that follows.  I loved it all.

 

Gavin and Riley were hot by themselves, and hotter together.  And Brooke.  For once a heroine that is smart and actually acts like she’s smart.  She reacts to things logically instead of emotionally-which appears to be a big help when you’re on the run from a killer.  And I loved that she stayed true to her character.  It wasn’t “I’m really smart and logical” one minute “and now I’m screaming like a girl” the next. 

 

This is the first book that I read in the Pleasure, Montana book (and I had no problem following along), and now I want to go back and read the rest of them.  I think I’m a closet addict of Siren Publishing.  Especially their Menage Everlasting line.  I smile my way through each of them that I read.

 

How about you?  Do you have a book or series that you just love, but know that you probably shouldn’t?  Time to come clean and confess.

The Derby Girl by Tamara Morgan

The Derby Girl (Getting Physical, #2)

Grade: B
Hotness Level: Blaze
Kink Level: No Kink
Genre: Contemporary
Series: Getting Physical #2
Published: 8/26/13
Reviewed by Anne
246 pages
 
Dr. Jared Fine is the most desirable bachelor in Pleasant Park.  He’s world renown doctor who has spent years doing charity work all over the world.  Now he’s a partner in a plastic surgery clinic working 9-5 hours and he’s not quite sure what to do with himself.  He’s also pretty arrogant and self-centered.
 
Gretchen is a chronic community college attendee who lives with her grandmother and plays roller derby.  She’s confident and down to earth.  She may think Jared is the hottest guy she’s ever seen, but that doesn’t mean she’ll put up with any of his crap.
 
Spending time with someone who thinks he’s cute, but calls him on his self-absorbed behavior is something new for Jared, and he realizes it’s something he likes.  Now he just has to figure out how to be a real person with Gretchen, not the image he projects for everyone else.
 
Tamara Morgan and I must share a sense of humor, because I think her writing is hysterical!  The banter between Jared and Gretchen is awesome.  It’s just as good between Jared and his friends and Gretchen and hers.  Here’s an example.   Initially, Jared and Gretchen meet when Jared’s car breaks down one night and Gretchen stops to help. He asks her out, not recognizing her as the barista who hands him his coffee every morning.  The next day his coworkers help him figure out who his mystery date is, and they mistakenly assume she’s a college age college student.
 
     “Omigod.  You’re robbing the cradle.  You totally want to take advantage of the hot young thing slinging coffee for her rent money.”
     His stomach grew tighter.  This was bad.  He was practically a walking cliche here.  A walking, disgusting, predictable cliche.
     Just like another conceited surgeon of the same name.
     “The kids are into parkour now, Jared.  You might want to write that down.  Oh, and planking.  Just promise me you aren’t going to pierce your ear.”
     Kendra’s eyes lit up.  “I can pierce your ear.  Right now, if you want.  We can get you a giant diamond stud.”
     “It’s not like that, ” he said, but it was a fruitless attempt.  The second Whitney and Kendra picked up on a thread of conversation they found hilarious , they wouldn’t stop until they’d woven a whole damn tapestry.
     So much for the breaking of workplace barriers through exposing his weaknesses.  He needed to get out of here.  He needed air. 
     “I have… paperwork,” he said.
     “Yeah, you do,” Whitney teased.  “You should go write her a note.”
     “I’ll totally pass it to her in gym class,” Kendra added.
p. 30
  
This book is the second in this series.  I think it would stand alone just fine, but the first one (The Rebound Girl) was really good, so I’d recommend reading it.  Jared was actually kind of the bad guy in the first book and it’s interesting to see things from his point of view.
 
Part of Jared’s bad boy behavior is that he cheated on Whitney back when they were dating fresh out of college.  It was devastating for her and something she’s only recently forgiven him for.  I liked that Jared’s behavior is explained in this book, but never excused.  In fact, Whitney may have forgiven him, but he hasn’t forgiven himself.  He covers this well by being a good looking, conceited ass.  It works for him.  Everyone loves him.  Women fall into his arms.  He rarely has to make an effort with people.  His hard work as a doctor and devastating good looks have always made up for any shortcomings or selfishness.  None of this works for Gretchen, though.  Here’s another scene when Jared is asking her out again.
 
     “So, let me get this straight.  Your grand, apologetic gesture here is to invite me to a free lecture hosted by the place I got to school so you can have a one-sided conversation with me and a hundred other people?  Do I have it right?”
     “Well, when you say it that way, it seems much worse.”
     She released a strangled laugh.  “Enlighten me Jared.  How did it sound in your head?”
     The sound of his breathing filled the phone for a full thirty seconds before he finally spoke.  “Okay.  i guess it sounds pretty bad in there too.”
     “So, what?  Are you going to use big words and wear a tie?  Should I bring a notebook so I can learn your superior ways?”
     “That wasn’t what I meant.”
     Gretchen moved the phone to the other side of her neck and waited to hear what came next.  Maybe his date idea sucked, but there was a pretty high entertainment value in pointing out this man’s flaws and watching him backtrack in a feeble attempt at recovery.
     “I just thought it was something you might be interested in, that’s all.  Forget I mentioned it.”
     “Oh, I’m interested.”
     “But you just said –“
     “And I’m coming to your damn lecture.”
     “I think I’d like to retract the offer.”
p.84
 
 My only complaint is that while I liked seeing Gretchen hold Jared accountable for his narcissistic behavior, I do worry that he was using her as a Jiminy Cricket.  I didn’t feel like he showed enough growth over the course of the story to stop needing her help in this way.  I certainly can see the appeal of having a significant other who won’t put up with your crap, if you’re prone to crap.  However, in this case they talked about her being his moral compass, and that made me a little uncomfortable. When the story ended, I felt sure that the two were in love and would stay together.  I was concerned, though, that they would continue to deal with some of same problems repeatedly, because I didn’t see a lot of change in Jared’s character.
 
I think the story ended just a little too soon for me, but overall I still adored it!  So funny and enjoyable.  I really look forward to more books by Tamara Morgan!


 
 
 
 
 

Run to You by Charlotte Stein

Run To You
Grade: B
Hotness Level: Inferno
Kink Level: Mild Kink
Genre: Contemporary
Published: 7/25/13
Reviewed by Anne
186 pages
 
Alissa is has a lot of self esteem issues. A lot. And she leads a pretty boring life, just plodding along. So she surprises herself even when she finds out about an appointment for an “Assignation” that her roommate is out of town for, and she decides to go check it out herself. It turns out to be a club of sorts that meets at a hotel where the rich and lusty hook up with each other. Alissa is WAY out of her league.

Janos is a god. Rich and good looking, Alissa knows he’d never give her a second glance, even though just one look and the sound of his voice has her lusting for him. Except he does give her a second glance. In fact, he seeks her out. Now what?

Oh, my, this was a good and steamy read. Good, because you can depend on Charlotte Stein’s writing to grab you, and it does in this story. Told in first person from Alissa’s POV, I just didn’t want to put it down. She can’t even believe Janos is interested, and because I’m in her POV, I couldn’t either.

But when Janos turns out to have his own flaws? That’s when this story really shines. When Alissa grabs her own power and believes in herself, the story is a delight!

However, I wasn’t totally satisfied with the ending. I just wasn’t convinced that the same issues wouldn’t continue to crop up over and over and over. That takes some of the glow off of this story for me. Still, overall it was a good read.