“Now you’re in the dark.  You can imagine I’m Santa!  Ho-ho-ho-ho!!!”

“That was one hell of a package you dropped down my chimney Sir Elf!  May I have more?  We can play with your restraints….” Paul suggests hopefully.

Click on Elf’s reply:

Restraints

No, thanks, I’m heading back to the party.

If the links aren’t working yet, don’t worry, they’ll be available soon.  Until then, check out the Elf on the Dirty Girls’ Shelf from this year so far and the years past!