Simple Need and Ink Spots by Lissa Matthews

Simple Need (Simple Need, #1)  Ink Spots (Simple Need, #3)
Grade – B+, B+
Hotness Level – Inferno
Kink Level – Moderate
Genre – Contemporary, Novella (52 and 75 pages)
Series – Simple Need #1 and #3
Reviewed by Anne

Some time ago, probably December of 2011, I went on my yearly buying frenzy at All Romance eBooks and I picked up books 1 and 3 of this series.  I’m not 100% sure why I didn’t pick up book 2, I think it had to do with a Goodreads review mentioning the use of vegetables…  I don’t know, but now that I’ve read these, I may have to go pick up Book 2, Carnal Ecstasy.

These books are short.  And they are wicked hot.  And they are a mix of things that REALLY work for me, and small moments that pull me out of the stories. Let’s start with Simple Need.  Elise is at a bar after a recent text message dumping by a loser of a boyfriend.  She meets Vinter, who is pretty much opposite in every way from the guys she usually dates.  To her surprise, Vinter is very interested in her.  She doesn’t realize how much.  She’s contemplating a one night stand and Vinter is asking her name and thinking thoughts like this:

“What’s your name?”
“Does it matter?”
Does is matter?  Of course to hell it mattered.  How was he supposed to whisper it in her ear as he pounded her ass if he didn’t know it?  “Yes.”

 Simple Needs was full of little moments like that that I loved.  But it also had times that made me shake my head wondering, such as the scene where Elise falls asleep in the car with her hand resting “limply between his legs.”  Now, I can imagine falling asleep driving home with a long time boyfriend, but on the way to stranger’s house?  A stranger whose name you don’t even know?  I think I’d be looking for road signs!    And there’s the moment where Vinter has made Elise waffles and serves her three of them and she thinks to herself, “She’d never eaten three waffles in her life”  All I could think was REALLY?  How big are those waffles?  Because I can totally handle three waffles.  With peanut butter and syrup, thank you very much. 

However, moments like these were outweighed by Vinter’s sweetness and the overall hotness of the writing.  This would have been an A read for me without the weird moments.  And I cannot end the review for this book without mentioning that Vinter’s penis is pierced.  Many times.  Go read it and see for yourself. 

Ink Spots was the same kind of read for me.  This book features Vinter’s friend Jaz, a tattoo artist, and a waitress he’s been interested in, Mandi.  They have a mutual friend, Jackie, who negotiates a birthday gift for Mandi, and the gift is 24 hours of Jaz.  As is the case with Simple Need, Jaz has deeper feelings for Mandi, but is willing to use this 24 hour deal to get to know her better. 

As with Simple Needs, this story is peppered with WTF moments, such as the fact that the heroine allows Jaz to tattoo her, with the tattoo of his choosing!  I understand that she’s been his waitress for a few months and that she’s crushing on him, but that’s a lot of trust.  And then there’s the fact that he decides to tattoo his name onto her shoulder.  Seriously!  And she’s fine with that!  Crazy.

But again, for me the hot and sweet moments outweighed the crazy.  You’ve got lines like this:

She was a heavy weight against him, a big girl, but shit, he loved it.

 
 And Mandi is 40 and sexually experienced!  Hooray for a non-slender flower virgin heroine!  At one point when they are having anal sex, Mandi is thankful for her sex toys and former lovers, because it leaves her more ready to enjoy this with Jaz.  I think I’ve read a lot of slut-shaming, where heroines are bad for having sexual experience before meeting their HEA hero.  I really enjoy a story where sexual experience doesn’t equal evil.
 
So, Ink Spots was also a B+ read for me.  I think this makes Simple Needs and Ink Spots officially crack reads for me.  Because I’m not sure they are good, but I really enjoyed reading them, and I know I’ll read them again. Crack.  And, yes, now I need to go get Carnal Ecstasy and see if it measures up.

Giving by Charlotte Stein

Giving

Grade – B
Hotness Level – Inferno
Kink Level – moderate
Genre-Contemporary
Reviewed by Anne
In my continuing trend of reading shorter, dirtier books, I read another of Charlotte Stein’s novellas.  Giving is a contemporary set story about Clarissa and her boyfriend, Oliver.  Oliver has given Clarissa three birthday requests.  All of them have to do with Clarissa sexually dominating him in different ways.  Clarissa agrees to do this for Oliver.  Giving tells how they play out these three wishes and Clarissa’s surprised response to playing with Oliver in this way.
I thought this was a very well written story.  It’s short, but it’s very complete.  I felt like I understood what was going on in their heads.  I think this is remarkable because this story crossed my personal kink line.  So even though it got to something that made me personally uncomfortable, I didn’t feel uncomfortable for the characters.  It was clear that this was consensual and enjoyable to them, which made it a good read for me.

The Sherbrooke Bride by Catherine Coulter

Note from Anne – this is the first romance novel I owned, the one that started me on my love affair with romance.  It hasn’t stood the test of time, though.  Back in the day, I reread this countless times.  I set romance aside for a few years and when I got back into it, I didn’t care for this one any more.  I actually ended up giving it away, because it made me feel yucky.  Kudos to Kate for taking on the challenge of reading My First Romance Novel.


Grade – C-
Hotness Level – Blaze
Kink Level – None
Genre-Historical

Series – Bride Series  #1
Reviewed by Kate


Douglas, Earl of Northcliffe, needs a bride and an heir to get his family off his back.  Due to a scheduling conflict, he sends his cousin, Tony, to wed the beautiful Melissande by proxy.  Unfortunately for Douglas, Tony and Melissande fall madly in love and elope.  Not wanting to return to Douglas empty handed, Tony makes the choice to proxy-marry Melissande’s younger sister, Alexandra, to Douglas instead — without informing him.

Douglas spends most of the book telling Alexandra he wishes she were her sister.  Alexandra, who has secretly loved Douglas for the last 3 years, spends the book alternating between planning ways to make Douglas love her and trying to run away.

While Douglas The Ass and Wishy-Washy Alexandra are the main characters, Tony and Melissande’s relationship is also a focal point — a disturbing focal point. Melissande, being beautiful, is very self-centered. Tony, being her husband, must train her to be a better person. This takes the form of “I’m your husband, you must do as say,” but left me feeling almost dirty. It came off as belittling, embarrassing, and degrading.

The repeated references to Alexandra’s spine being strapped to a broom handle and Douglas’s continued use of “tell me you understand” got tedious. A sub-plot involving a kidnapped mistress leading to Alexandra being kidnapped herself added another layer of weirdness to the story.

All in all, I’m glad I didn’t waste money on this one.