Cosmo Red-Hot Read Week: Cake by Lauren Dane

Note: This week we’ll be publishing reviews of Harlequin’s newest line of books: Cosmo Red-Hot Reads.  Today we have the first of four reviews.
Cake
Grade: A
Hotness Level: Inferno
Kink Level: No Kink
Genre: Contemporary, novella
Published: 9/15/13

Reviewed by Anne
87 pages
Gregori is a famous sculptor.  He’s got a mohawk, tattoos, a Russian accent (and heritage,) and a gruff and grumpy attitude.  Wren is an art student and delivery girl who brings papers from his personal assistant for him to sign.  She’s thinks he’s incredibly hot (and totally out of her league) but she’s not intimidated by him.  Over time her deliveries have morphed into breaks in his day where he sits down and talks with her, sharing a macaron, or even cake.  
This novella is the story of what happens when they take their friendship one step further, and I loved every second of it!  From their flirty conversations to the way they handle each other when they’re upset… I loved watching this relationship!  Wren and Gregori felt real to me.  His reasons for shying away from her seemed plausible.  I loved how she responded to that, too!  The whole thing really worked for me.
I think this book is an example of how the novella format can really shine.  I hope the Cosmo Red-Hot Reads line is full of stories like this one!   Have you read a Cosmo Red-Hot Read yet?  If so, what did you think?  If not, who do you think does the novella format really well?




Things Good Girls Don’t Do by Codi Gary

Things Good Girls Don't Do

Grade: C
Hotness Level: Blaze
Kink Level: No Kink
Genre: Contemporary
Published: 8/27/13
Reviewed by Anne
194 pages

Katie Conners has always been a good girl, following the prim and proper nice girl rules her mother taught her.  She’s itching to make some changes though, and finds herself scrawling a list of bad girl things she wants to do on a bar napkin one night.  That napkin gets picked up by the new guy in town, Chase Tresspaso.  He’s a tattoo artist who rides a motorcycle, so just having his interest makes her feel like a bad girl.  When Chase offers to help her out with her list…  will she dare?  Thankfully, she does!  And this book is the story of what happens when the town good girl starts to go a little wild and stop letting everyone else take advantage of her.

There were parts of this story that were pretty funny, cute, and sweet, but I kept getting pulled out by little things that bothered me.  One of the things that bothered me had to do with my expectations.  The cover, with no clothes visible, says “erotic romance” to me, but this wasn’t a sex driven story.  I was also surprised that Katie gave up on a career because she was uncomfortable being around swearing.  I get that some people don’t like swearing, but Katie started college wanting to be a police officer.  When her mentor during a semester long internship told her she’d need to be able to read aloud a witness statement that included swear words, she couldn’t do it.  Eventually she decided to change her career goals from police officer to hair stylist.  (No, really!)  That seemed like a really drastic change of plans that she based on her desire not to be around curse words.  

There were two small parts of the story that actually upset me.  The first is a cat thing.  Maybe it’s really normal for cat owners?  I don’t know, as I don’t own a cat.  Katie’s cat pees on the clothing of people the cat doesn’t like.  And the cat only likes Katie.  Katie seems to think this is pretty cute or funny.  I thought it was really, really gross.  And then there was the off hand mention of suicidal aspirations used to convey how exasperated Katie was.  On page 12 she suggests she might drown herself in her bathtub because she’s had a rough day. On page 39 she’s embarrassed that Chase had pizza delivered to her house, because everyone will know he’s there, and she thinks about filling the sink and drowning herself in it.  I’m know I’m very sensitive to suicidal talk because of my family history, but it bothered me very much in this story.

There were some really good things about this book.  The one that kept me hanging on was Katie’s transformation from good girl to bad girl.  It was actually more a transformation from doormat to assertive.  There was even a discussion about the difference between these two states of being (though not using the words doormat or assertive.)  Even better, thorough out the story, Chase encourages her transformation, not for his own purposes, but for herself.  That was pretty awesome.

The list idea was cute and well done in this story.  I also enjoyed the friendships among the younger generation of women.  The conflict between Chase and Katie was really well done and realistic.  It was understandable that Chase did what he did, but Katie also deserved a big grovel to make up for his actions.  (She got it!)

So, all in all this one was just ok with me.  So now tell me – am I way off to let the peeing cat bother me?



The Derby Girl by Tamara Morgan

The Derby Girl (Getting Physical, #2)

Grade: B
Hotness Level: Blaze
Kink Level: No Kink
Genre: Contemporary
Series: Getting Physical #2
Published: 8/26/13
Reviewed by Anne
246 pages
 
Dr. Jared Fine is the most desirable bachelor in Pleasant Park.  He’s world renown doctor who has spent years doing charity work all over the world.  Now he’s a partner in a plastic surgery clinic working 9-5 hours and he’s not quite sure what to do with himself.  He’s also pretty arrogant and self-centered.
 
Gretchen is a chronic community college attendee who lives with her grandmother and plays roller derby.  She’s confident and down to earth.  She may think Jared is the hottest guy she’s ever seen, but that doesn’t mean she’ll put up with any of his crap.
 
Spending time with someone who thinks he’s cute, but calls him on his self-absorbed behavior is something new for Jared, and he realizes it’s something he likes.  Now he just has to figure out how to be a real person with Gretchen, not the image he projects for everyone else.
 
Tamara Morgan and I must share a sense of humor, because I think her writing is hysterical!  The banter between Jared and Gretchen is awesome.  It’s just as good between Jared and his friends and Gretchen and hers.  Here’s an example.   Initially, Jared and Gretchen meet when Jared’s car breaks down one night and Gretchen stops to help. He asks her out, not recognizing her as the barista who hands him his coffee every morning.  The next day his coworkers help him figure out who his mystery date is, and they mistakenly assume she’s a college age college student.
 
     “Omigod.  You’re robbing the cradle.  You totally want to take advantage of the hot young thing slinging coffee for her rent money.”
     His stomach grew tighter.  This was bad.  He was practically a walking cliche here.  A walking, disgusting, predictable cliche.
     Just like another conceited surgeon of the same name.
     “The kids are into parkour now, Jared.  You might want to write that down.  Oh, and planking.  Just promise me you aren’t going to pierce your ear.”
     Kendra’s eyes lit up.  “I can pierce your ear.  Right now, if you want.  We can get you a giant diamond stud.”
     “It’s not like that, ” he said, but it was a fruitless attempt.  The second Whitney and Kendra picked up on a thread of conversation they found hilarious , they wouldn’t stop until they’d woven a whole damn tapestry.
     So much for the breaking of workplace barriers through exposing his weaknesses.  He needed to get out of here.  He needed air. 
     “I have… paperwork,” he said.
     “Yeah, you do,” Whitney teased.  “You should go write her a note.”
     “I’ll totally pass it to her in gym class,” Kendra added.
p. 30
  
This book is the second in this series.  I think it would stand alone just fine, but the first one (The Rebound Girl) was really good, so I’d recommend reading it.  Jared was actually kind of the bad guy in the first book and it’s interesting to see things from his point of view.
 
Part of Jared’s bad boy behavior is that he cheated on Whitney back when they were dating fresh out of college.  It was devastating for her and something she’s only recently forgiven him for.  I liked that Jared’s behavior is explained in this book, but never excused.  In fact, Whitney may have forgiven him, but he hasn’t forgiven himself.  He covers this well by being a good looking, conceited ass.  It works for him.  Everyone loves him.  Women fall into his arms.  He rarely has to make an effort with people.  His hard work as a doctor and devastating good looks have always made up for any shortcomings or selfishness.  None of this works for Gretchen, though.  Here’s another scene when Jared is asking her out again.
 
     “So, let me get this straight.  Your grand, apologetic gesture here is to invite me to a free lecture hosted by the place I got to school so you can have a one-sided conversation with me and a hundred other people?  Do I have it right?”
     “Well, when you say it that way, it seems much worse.”
     She released a strangled laugh.  “Enlighten me Jared.  How did it sound in your head?”
     The sound of his breathing filled the phone for a full thirty seconds before he finally spoke.  “Okay.  i guess it sounds pretty bad in there too.”
     “So, what?  Are you going to use big words and wear a tie?  Should I bring a notebook so I can learn your superior ways?”
     “That wasn’t what I meant.”
     Gretchen moved the phone to the other side of her neck and waited to hear what came next.  Maybe his date idea sucked, but there was a pretty high entertainment value in pointing out this man’s flaws and watching him backtrack in a feeble attempt at recovery.
     “I just thought it was something you might be interested in, that’s all.  Forget I mentioned it.”
     “Oh, I’m interested.”
     “But you just said –“
     “And I’m coming to your damn lecture.”
     “I think I’d like to retract the offer.”
p.84
 
 My only complaint is that while I liked seeing Gretchen hold Jared accountable for his narcissistic behavior, I do worry that he was using her as a Jiminy Cricket.  I didn’t feel like he showed enough growth over the course of the story to stop needing her help in this way.  I certainly can see the appeal of having a significant other who won’t put up with your crap, if you’re prone to crap.  However, in this case they talked about her being his moral compass, and that made me a little uncomfortable. When the story ended, I felt sure that the two were in love and would stay together.  I was concerned, though, that they would continue to deal with some of same problems repeatedly, because I didn’t see a lot of change in Jared’s character.
 
I think the story ended just a little too soon for me, but overall I still adored it!  So funny and enjoyable.  I really look forward to more books by Tamara Morgan!